Spotty Logic (spottylogic) wrote,
Spotty Logic

Spam Update:

"My girlfriend loves the results, but she doesn't know what I do. She thinks it's natural" -Thomas, CA

"I've been using your product for 4 months now. I've increased my length from 2" to nearly 6" . Your product has saved my sex life." -Matt, FL

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While you wear them every one you meet will be marked upon the forehead with a letter indicating his or her character
Oranjestad, Aruba, po b 1200
All appeared mysteriously deserted The good will bear the letter 'G,' the evil the letter 'E'

"I've been using your product for four months now! I've increased my length from 2" to nearly 6"! In my experience, that's a natural side effect of, or direct evidence of, arousal on the average male. I'm just sayin', is all. What, are they hyping porn? A hand job?

'Course, if this was aimed at the average teenager, you could sell, gosh, almost anything like that. Wallpaper. Bricks. Scooby Doo. Wait, I've said too much.

But that mysterious third paragraph, with the cryptic note about "The good bearing the letter 'G'," sounds like a quote from Revelations.

"Lo, the third angel shall bear a scroll, and he shall break the seal, saying 'it is time!', and everyone's moral character will be prominently displayed on their forehead..."

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