Hi--I'm Spotty Logic, plagued by a repeating delusion that I can write, or, occasionally, that I'm a hyena. These are just the delusions that I've decided I can live with, though. I went through therapy to get over the "I can get a high-powered career with my writing degree" one.
(Therapist: "Mr. Logic, how do you feel about...villanelles?" Spotty: "Complex French poetic forms add value and substance to any portfolio!" Therapist: "Nurse, pull the switch...")